does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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