Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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