You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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