I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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