I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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