I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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