yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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