He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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