You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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