I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I enjoy the company of your penis
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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