No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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