we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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