Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
