I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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