but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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