Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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