we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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