hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
just found out that she named her cat after me.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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