I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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