if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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