sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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