what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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