i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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