no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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