he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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