That's intense
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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