and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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