Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
