i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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