Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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