dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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