Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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