I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I have tasted many bathrooms
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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