Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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