I can feel you judging me through the phone.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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