I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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