i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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