I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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