Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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