So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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