What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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