Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
handjob tips. give me some.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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