So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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