I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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