i just wanna soil my oats bro
After last night, I could never be a politician.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize