No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
