Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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