You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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