Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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