sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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