Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
