tell your sister to shave her snatch
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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