HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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