Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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