At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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